unpublished guys' rules.........

Note that all are numbered 1
1.Shopping is not a sport. And no, we are not going to think of it that way
1.Crying is blackmail 1.Ask for what you want, hints don’t work
1.Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
1.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
1.Anything said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become invalid after 7 days. 1.OK, you are not dressing like Beyonce, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1.If you think you are fat, yes you are, we hate to admit it though
1.If something we said can be interpreted in 2 ways, and one of them makes you sad or angry, we meant the other.
1.You can either ask us to something; or tell us how you want it done. BUT NOT BOTH. If you already know how best to do it, then just do it yourself.
1.Christopher Colombus did not need directions, neither do we.
1.If it itches, it will be scratched
1.If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear
1.Please don’t ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss topics like football, sex and cars.
1.You have enough pairs of shoes.